A soft, easygoing tee that speaks with a wink. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes gently and keeps its shape, so the witty text — “I’m available after the consequences are clear” — stays front and center. Wear it when you want to lean into dry humor: lounging at home, running errands, or meeting friends for a low-key coffee where sarcasm is the dress code. The neutral print and classic crew silhouette make it simple to layer under a cardigan or pair with jeans. It feels lived-in from the first wear, but the durable knit and reinforced collar mean it won’t give up after the third wash.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, soft, breathable (4.5 oz/yd²) - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Durable, print-friendly fabric with DTF/DTG print compatibility - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
