A dry-humor tee with a simple message and an easygoing everyday feel. The design features the line “I’M AVAILABLE AFTER THE CONSEQUENCES ARE CLEAR.” for anyone who prefers to wait until the risk has already been explained.
The clean text design keeps the joke front and center without making the shirt feel too busy. Lightweight and comfortable, it works well for casual weekends, coffee runs, errands, or low-key get-togethers where sarcasm fits right in.
Soft, breathable, and made for repeat wear, this tee is a good choice for anyone who enjoys understated humor, cautious decision-making, and a little self-aware sarcasm.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
Tubular knit construction with no side seams
Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help retain shape
