A soft, lightweight tee for anyone who knows cats don’t knock things over by accident — they calculate.
The design features a detailed chalkboard-style physics diagram of a cat deliberately sending a glass off the edge of a table, complete with projectile motion, force, momentum, velocity, and impact calculations. It turns one of the most familiar cat behaviors into a full scientific investigation.
The high-contrast vintage-style artwork gives it the look of an old classroom diagram or technical sketch, while the joke stays instantly recognizable to cat owners, science lovers, engineers, teachers, and anyone who has ever watched a cat stare directly at them before pushing something onto the floor.
Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic crew-neck fit keep it comfortable for everyday wear, whether you’re at home with your own tiny physicist, heading to class, or giving a fellow cat person something they’ll immediately understand.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton
Lightweight 153 g/m² fabric
Soft, breathable everyday feel
Tubular knit construction with no side seams
Ribbed collar for shape retention
Pearlized tear-away label
DTG printed main design
DTF printing available for sleeve or inner-neck applications when used
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
Ethically sourced cotton
EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors
