A playful, cozy tee that speaks to anyone who runs on caffeine and dark humor. The front art shows a frazzled character, a glowing microwave, and the line: “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” It’s equal parts coffee-worn morning and science-fiction wink — a shirt made for slow-rising adults who greet the day with sarcasm and a steaming mug. Wear it to the coffee shop, at late-night study sessions, or around friends who appreciate nerdy jokes. The soft, lightweight cotton sits close enough for layering but relaxed enough to lounge in, and the understated black lets the warm, illustrated print pop without shouting. This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape through repeated washes, so the joke keeps rolling morning after morning.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth hand-feel - Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner fit and less waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® certified for safety - Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; made with ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
