This lightweight crew-neck tee pairs dry humor with classic cat attitude. The design features a grumpy black cat with coffee, books, and the line:
I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING I’M SORRY YOU WEREN’T SELECTED TODAY Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
The bold distressed typography and vintage-inspired illustration give it a worn-in graphic look without feeling overly busy. It’s a natural fit for cat lovers, introverts, coffee drinkers, book lovers, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little attitude.
Soft ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable for everyday wear, while the classic crew-neck shape works easily with jeans, flannels, jackets, or casual weekend clothes.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton
Lightweight 153 g/m² fabric
Soft, breathable everyday feel
Tubular knit construction with no side seams
Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape for shape retention
DTG/DTF printed artwork
Pearlized tear-away label
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
EU 2-year warranty
Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors
