Soft, cozy, and quietly funny — this lightweight tee carries a laid-back attitude with a sleepy raccoon illustration and the line: “I remain available for outcomes requiring no effort.” It drapes cleanly with a classic crew neck and smooth, durable cotton that holds prints beautifully. Wear it for slow mornings, easy errands, or evenings on the couch when you want something comfortable that also says a little sarcastic truth without trying too hard.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed designs - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and meets EU safety/compliance standards (2-year EU warranty)
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
